Hi everyone! This is my new blog which i created to keep
So anyway the 7th month is finally over and i can finally
My parents are super
-and no im not talking about voldermolt-
And i have heard these rules for the past dunno how many years until i can repeat them backwards.........in german. dont believe?
rule number 1:dniownfowbfberufeferfefefe
-awkward silence-
okay lah maybe i cant repeat them backwards in german.
but its always the same rules over and over again.They always say:
1) Ah Loy ar,dont go out too late at night ah,later you might meet something bad!
2)Ah Loy ar, if you walking alone at night and you hear someone calling you,you must faster run home.especially if you have long hair,shirt tuck out,wearing red shoes or never sing school song during assembly cause its probably SP.
3)Ah Loy ar, dont step on the pieces of hell notes on the roadside outside ar, dead people dont like to play twister.
4) Ah Kow ar.....wait who the fuck is ah kow?
5)Ah Loy ar, when you see the pictures of old people looking serious and creepy when you walk on the roadside you cannot laugh at themar.you must respect our MPs.
6)Ah Loy ar, you must finish your dinner ar,if not later the bangla catch you ar!
7)Ah Loy ar, when i say eat your dinner,i didnt mean bankrupt our family la.we dont need a Moses Lim in our house.
Ya,so im really sick of hearing their crap.But i guess that it is for the best,because i remember one time when i defied their advice and got into deeep trouble.
I remember last time i got so sick of my parent's nagging that i purposely went out into MacRitchie Forest with my friends to explore......AT NIGHT.
So me and my friends Ahmad,Bala and Ching Chong (typical multi racial names from the problem sums in my p5 maths workbook) went there to explore la.
We were having so much fun when suddenly Ahmad saw something moving in the bushes.He screamed.
"Guys!There is something in the bushes!ARGHHH!"
We looked at where he was pointing at and a small monkey climbed out.What a false alarm, we laughed at Ahmad and continued our adventure.
As we were talking and talking, suddenly Bala heard a very scary human voice echo in the distance.
"Guys!I heard something in the bushes!ARGHHH!:
We cupped our ears and tried to hear what the sound is,when trembling shitless in our pants.
Then,we heard it.It went like......
"Baby Baby Baby Ohhh!"
I was so freaked out that i gave birth to a pineapple. What a false alarm, we laughed at Bala for putting it as his ringtone and continued our adventure.
As we were talking and walking, suddenly Ching Chong smelled a very strange smell
- and no it was not Bala you racists!-
"Guys! I smell something wierd coming from around us.I think it is Frangi Pani.ARGHHH!"
We sniffed around to find out where the smell was coming from,while trembling shitless in our pants. Then we traced the smell from coming behind Ahmad.Ahmad trembled as we walked towards him.Then we realised that the scent was actually .....
-plays dramatic music-
Chanel number 5 scent from ahmad's shirt. What a false alarm,we laughed at Ching Chong for having such a poor sense of smell as we continued with our adventure.
We were walking and talking happily when suddenly i saw a tree in the middle of the mud track. THEN THE TREE STARTED WALKING TO ME.
i jumped.
I pointed at the tree behind my friends and trembling.
"Eh aloy why you trembling?what scary thing do you see now that make you so scared? Your chinese teacher ar?Hahaha"
Then the tree came closer and closer, as it crawled towards us,it made a rustling sound. The sound alerted my friends to its presence as they turned around to face the ancient terror advancing towards us.We were so shocked that we were rooted to the spot as we were paralysed with fear.
Then the tree came into point blank range.
It emerged from the darkness as i clearly saw it....
it was...
IT WAS....
-plays scary dramatic music-
Then it dawned on me,why did ahmad even wear channel?
-dam dam DUM-
gosh do i love squirt bottles.
the ever faithful holy man
23/09/2010
~~ typing it all out @ 5:33 AM