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++ Friday, September 24, 2010 ++

Hi again,i've just finished some maths questions and am about to go to sleep while i suddenly remembered that i have a new blog.so here i am now,wasting recording my life by blogging! :D

So anyway i lost my school badge was not feeling well this morning and hence decided to pon school take a good rest from school to recuperate. Speaking of school,i seriously hate where i am now. Currently i am stuck in National Jail Centre and everything here sucks. The uniform is super fugly(makes me look like some 3 dollars an hour Calefare actor in some chinese communist propoganda video).












"~building a family....~" -wah really built a family liao.

The lavatories smell so horrible that i would be insulting human faeces if i said it smells like shit. And oh ya,even a piece of char siew have more life than this place. No wonder Mas Selemat escape la!

So anyway i was reading an article on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and i was intrigued by the climax of the final installment,which is the Battle Of Hogwarts,where the evil deatheaters fought with Harry Potter and his associates with the fate of the magical world hanging in the balance. It was EPIC LAH,i mean having a real battle in your school. Then i thought about my school,if deatheaters would come at my school and do battle there. But after thinking about it for a while,i felt that it was impossible,as my school is an impregnable fortress! I came up with a few reasons why deatheaters would NEVER be able come in and attack my school.

1)They cannot use their favourite spell,Avada Kedavra, on the people here due to the fact that it would have no effect as they already have no life.
2)Sekali if they break any test tubes in the chem lab during their attack on the school,must pay 60 cents and do CWO.
3)Hogwarts may have Dumbledore,the Most Powerful Wizard in the magical world,my school has the Biggest Witch in the whole world. -ahem ahem-
4)Everything in my school is already broken (LT tables,canteen tables,toilet flush,LT clocks) and they would have nothing to destroy anyway.
5)The side gate is NEVER opened.

However i think that if there were only 1 person,in both the non magical and magical world,who is able to successfully conquer the school's canteen toilet,it would their leader,the Evil and Cunning Wizard.Do you know why?


Because he dont have a nose!


-"nabeh where got smell like shyt?this place smells like bak kwa what!"

Gosh do i love being away from school!
the ever faithful holy man
24/09/2010

~~ typing it all out @ 7:59 AM