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++ Monday, October 18, 2010 ++

Hey guys,today i had a 3 hour mind-fucking session enriching GP lecture today and im super tired now!

So anyway today during GP lecture i was playing shoot-shag-marry paying alot of attention when it dawned on me that i didnt quite like these kind of "bonding" games. Its like i always get the shitty end of the deal.

Bonding games are games like 7 wonders,shoot shag marry and truth or dare,which uses embarrassment to bond people together.

Its always like:
1)When im included as one of the options in Shoot-shag-marry,it automatically becomes shag and marry.
2)When im playing shoot shag marry,usually the options would include Kim Jong Il,东海龙王 and Bob the Builder, and that usually forces me to shag all 3 shoot myself.
3)When playing truth or dare and i kenna dare,they would force me to do things that fat people arent borned to do such as : doing 20 pull ups at one shot,do 15 3-finger push ups or eat vegetables.
4) When other people kenna dare in truth or dare,im usually the punishment.

So whenever i play all these bonding games, i would cry inside and would ask God why did he make me look like the Bishan Gay so unique?

Typical 我问天 moment sia.

And i also dislike acting in plays or skits or movies,cos usually i sure kenna sent the shit roles.
Like if i were to act in Titanic,i dun think that i would even have the chance to act as a third class passenger- i think they straight away sabo me as the Iceberg.
And if i were to act in King Kong,i doubt i can even act as the big ass ugly monkey but i tink i sure kenna become the Empire State Building which King Kong climbs on.
If i were to act in the movie Armagaeddon, i dun even think i can play a human role cos i think i sure kenna delegated to act as the Asteroid.

But at least it gets me the limelight roles of the movies and will prevent me from being as irrelevant to the storyline as Last week's ToTo Draw results.

Gosh do i love GP lectures!
-The Ever Faithful Holy Man
18/10/2010

~~ typing it all out @ 6:08 AM