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++ Monday, October 25, 2010 ++


Hey people, just come back from Tau Huey Session with the bitches
my good friends and im feeling a bit upset and angry over something. So enough of this emo shit,which the more i tink of, the more pissed i get.

So anyway i just watched Paranormal Activity 2 with the judo people and stuff last saturday and trust me, it was the most retarded show since Cicakman.

If you guys dont know what cicakman is, its like the proton brand of the superhero world.



"Evil Do-ers better beware,if not im going to subdue you with a ketupat"

The ghost is like not even scary at all. Its like invisible and the only time you know the ghost is in the scene is when the children's toys start functioning wierdly ( made in china what) and when the bed of the daughter starts shaking by itself (which is probably due to the little bitch forgetting to switch her vibrator off).

And the people in the Paranormal Activity 2 blame everything that goes wrong or bad onto the ghost.

Apparently the ghost gets blamed for:

1) Pots and Pans dropping from the Pan Hanger

2)Door closing

3) Television spoiling

4)Swimming pool filter being displaced

5)Mas Selamat escaping

6)Cupboards breaking

Morale of the story : Dont buy your furniture from Ikea.

Gosh do i love Ikea!

-The Ever Faithful Holy Man

25/10/2010


~~ typing it all out @ 4:54 AM