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++ Saturday, November 6, 2010 ++

Hey people, OP is on tuesday and im scared shitless for it man. 1 year of preparation just for 10 minutes of action.FML sia.


So anyway im quite proud to announce that i have watched a total of 2 horror movies this month, which are paranormal activity 2 and the last exorcism,both of which are lame and damn boring. I mean, at first i thought paranormal activity was the most boring shit since Today In Parliament. Then i watched The Last Exorcism, and boy was i proven wrong.


I mean the video quality is so unprofessional and so amatuerish that i thought the movie was shot by a 9 year old amateur porn star or something.
But the thing that surprised me the most was that, despite the poor quality of the movies, everyone else in the theatre was scared shitless. I mean when i looked around at the people seated around me during the movie, they all shared the same facial expression as Sang Nila Utama when he first saw the mythical beast when he step ashore on Temasek.
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Sang Nila Utama:"Holy shit wtf is that?"

SNU's Men:" Sir i believe that is a.....WTF RUN BEFORE IT MAKES US DONATE!!!!"

I mean seriously i dont know what so scary about those lame ass horror films,i mean the biggest reaction it did evoke from me was perhaps my laughter,especially during the scene when the possessed girl in question tried to make her pet cat as flat as her non existant boobs with her camera.

But studying the movies in detail, i realised that it was not the storyline of the graphic effects that generally makes a horror movie scary,but rather the music that builds up the spooky atmosphere of the movie.

So anyway i decided to see if indeed music does affect the scariness level of a horror movie, and which other movie scene and character is more apt to portray this than....







Gosh do i love watching TV!

The Ever Faithful Holy Man
07/11/2010

~~ typing it all out @ 10:04 AM