And im damn sian now,cos school is like starting in like less than a week, fml :(

So anyway being in a mixed school after 10 years of good old single sex education have let me make friends with more girls. There were like zero girls in my school for the past 10 years and the person who look most like a girl on my school campus was like this:

Now i know why some young men volunteer to be monks.

So anyway in my 10 months in the jail centre of the country, i have made many friends of the opposite gender and got to understand them better. In the past, i thought girls were very smart, shrewd, and usually think before they speak. Not that they dont do that, but just that sometimes they ask questions which answers are so obvious.

So anyway i shall introduce you to the females that i have met in my school.

1) Scary,Terrifying Disciplinarian.

The Scary Terrifying Disciplinarian (STD) is a teacher in my school who basically goes around enforcing discipline upon the student population,much like how every other teacher does. But people say that her methods are so scary that some students, after being emotionally scarred by her berating that they cry their eyes out before locking themselves in a castle to become 2000 year old hermits. Haha kidding la.Usually they end up becoming 3000 year old virgins.

Personally i have nothing against her because i think shes just doing her job and hey,in every situation someone has to be the bad guy right?

Hitler:"wah kanna sai,why you always arrow me one?"

But some people really dislike her for her perceived brutal methods of discipline enforcement, like they think she is an evil witch whose only purpose in life is to make their lives miserable, make them cry like a baby and to receive a call from Dasmond Koh and Zhong Qin to participate in the Sheng Shiong Show.