Hey guys,the first thing I want to talk about in this post is that I KENNA THE SCARY,TERRIFYING DISCIPLINARIAN (STD) FOR ONE OF MY SUBJECTS.
AND WTF EVERYTHING I SAID IN MY PREVIOUS POST IS NOW BULLSHIT.NABEH, SHES DAMN SCARY AND BITCHY LA WTS.
For every lesson, she would spend half the time in class suanning us about how worthless, dumb,vegetable-like,passive and useless we are and the other half of the lesson trying to convince us why we should be in the worst class instead of the class we are in now.
“So class, the moral of today’s lesson is that you are all pathetic, worthless and disgusting scum of society. You can now go for your next lesson.”And being in the class is super stressful man. Drink water, yawn, look at your own desk, shake leg also kenna scolded. Nabeh I bet to her, even greeting her at the beginning of lesson without any enthusiasm is a crime against humanity.
So she always massacres us in every lesson we have with her with her criticisms and insults, turning every one of her lessons into Rambo movies, just that she is Rambo and we are the helpless Cambodian soldiers getting destroyed.
“Die you unscholarly, vegetating, passive learning and worthless shaggy dogs!”
Seriously cant stand her sia FML.
I bet shes so evil and bitchy she probably have one of these hanging on her house door.
And today I have finally realized how ridicu-fucking-lous the efficiency of Singapore’s public bus serviceis. After returning from Taiwan I actually appreciated the local bus service the buses in Taiwan is so fucking packed and crowded that buses are just another name for canned human sardines in Taiwan.
Pictured: Ayam Brand canned human sardinesSo today I decided to leave my house an hour and a half early to get to a place via a bus that has a supposed “10 minute” waiting time and a journey time of maximum 20 minutes.
So I was waiting patiently, another bus passed.
Then 30 minutes later,17 other buses passed.
Even the SAF decided to suan me by sending fucking tanks on a random day to pass by the bus stop.
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"SAF Chief of Staff :Hahahaha take that you fat ass!" I mean seriously wtf sia,what kind of fucking first class bus service does the SBS/SMRT boast about sia. Nabeh,in the end I have to fucking wait 40 minutes and I was almost late for my competition.
Nabeh man,even in Japan,despite the 東海龍王deciding to open a can of whoop ass on them and send them a tsunami, their bus services were up and even PUNCTUAL the next day. And look at Singapore. The greatest disaster in recent years in Singapore was just some fucked up malay pai-ka that managed to escape from some toilet and yet the buses are always as late as a Jew in submitting his income tax.
"Never mind lah,no hurry dont kan chiong,im only 20 years late."I seriously think that the bus service in Singapore seriously hates me- its spends its free time either taking its fucking sweet time to intentionally make me late or trying to fucking eat my bag.
Pictured: Bus door trying to fucking eat my bag
And seriously, the most fucked up people in the world are old people in buses. I mean I have nothing against old people, yup they are our elders and without them we wun be here blah blah blah blah, but seriously once they enter the bus, they turn into these crazy brainwashed vessels of kiasuism whose only mission is to grab as many fucking seats as they can.
"Hand over the bus seats and no one gets hurt."
Fuck, I think Old people are more aggressive when they chiong for bus seats than those soldiers chionging during their training.
“You know when they say “my grandma can do it even better than you” in the army, they actually mean it.”
And on a side note, if you’re going to orchard road in any school t-shirts from my school, your either making a fashion statement or a death wish, but either way your committing social suicide. I mean once u put one of those on, everyone you walk past is going to stare at you as if you are 财神爷 just because of your shirt.
“财神到”I mean you will be given the “WTF what are aliens doing on earth” look by almost everyone else cos to them, you should be locked up in a room full of books and studying your brains out instead of walking around in Orchard.
Anyway just to conclude,one day in the 1960s, The RJC principal asked God:”God, when will my dear school have excellent world class facilities?”
God replied:” My dear child,you will get such good facilities in 40 years time. Boy, you will even have an MRT station just across the road!”
The RJ principal cried his eyes out.
“That means that 20 generations of Rafflesians won’t be able to enjoy the facilities they deserve!”
Then the HCI principal asked God:”God, when will my dear school have excellent world class facilities?”
God replied:” My dear child,you will get such good facilities in 50 years time. Boy, you will even have an MRT station just at your doorstep!”
The HCI principal cried his eyes out.
“That means that 25 generations of Hwa Chong students won’t be able to enjoy the facilities they deserve!”
Then the Principal of XJC (lets just call my school XJC) asked God:”God, when then will my dear school have excellent world class facilities?”
God Cried.
Gosh do I love 财神爷!
The Ever Faithful Holy Man
14/03/2011
~~ typing it all out @ 3:40 AM